Paris Hilton, David LaChapelle, and Jail

Now, let me see, which magazine with the initials V.F. would love to publish a picture like that? By the way, the photo of Paris seen here is by David as well.—David Schonauer

I've been waiting a long time to have a chance to mention Paris Hilton in the State of the Art blog. Oh yes, she certainly appears in lots of pictures, but...somehow I couldn't go there. Now, however, as the hotel heiress prepares to go to jail on June 5, we have found a legitimate photo hook by which we can pull her into our world. According this story on defamer.com, she is commissioning photographer David LaChapelle to do a mock "Last Supper" image of her and her various pets, which include dogs, goats, and kinkajous.

Now, let me see, which magazine with the initials V.F. would love to publish a picture like that? By the way, the photo of Paris seen here is by David as well.
—David Schonauer