Newsweek takes a paparazzi shot made during that brief moment in history when Paris and Britney were BFFs and puts a newsweekly spin on the story. There is the standard, trendy-sounding cover line: “The Girls Gone Wild Effect.” But what I find more interesting is the ungainly cover subhead: “Out-of-Control Celebs and Online Sleaze Fuel a New Debate Over Kids and Values.” What do I start fretting over first? Our culture’s values? Our next generation of leaders? Trashy famous people? The Internet? It was all so much easier when Britney was just a suburban Lolita enticing older men in her schoolgirl uniform.