When the four finalists arrived to the red carpet assignment, they came face-to-face with mountains of silicon and rivers of bleached blonde hair. (Jason: "It looks like a society wedding sponsored by an adult video distributor." And the nonsensical analogy count climbs higher and higher.) The show never really explained who these people were, or why paparazzi were all up in their business, but the contestants jumped in anyway with schemes to get the porn star imitators to give their cameras some love. Jason stood back, cuddling his camera like a security blanket, Maria and John won smiles by shouting compliments, and Dean sidestepped the more experienced paparazzi with his subtle Slavic charm. ("I just look at people and they get out of my way. I don't know why.") Russell picked Maria's comedic shot as the best image, and since there are too few contestants now to form teams, her shot won her a lunch with the Aussie judge. We're sure her smile and lack of a Y chromosome didn't help with that prize choice or anything.